Welcome to my Website! Just kidding, you are not welcome at all! "it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell" - the REAL sandpaper underpale

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You will find absolutely nothing on this website trust me ive been here for 5 seconds

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im still waiting for .gov - alphabetguy1

Anyway, here's an image of me

I look pretty handsome smh you cant argue

If you want to stalk my youtube channel, then fuck you, here it is!

Now embrace the random twitter memes i got from the dark web!

If you haven't died of cringe yet, good!

geometry bash my head against a stone brick wall

geomepry bash is a game where square go up and triangle make square go back

The Gallery

Tutorial on how to be dumb as like me

You should also check out the 404 page!

To learn more about me, click on this entertaining video!

You should also check out my friend's website!

CLICK HERE FOR FREE illegal photos

Removed the gifypet because it is stupid and ugly and it runs in the background

Also heres a random smiley face to fit in with the other "nOsTaLgIc" neocities sites